If anyone wants to know why I'm such a relationship failure, the reason is because I am holding out for Stephen Colbert. I wish I could express my love for him in words, but it's like this welling up of admiration which results in the thoughts: I'm not sure if I want to be around him or just be more like him. It sounds sick, but let me tell you, it is. He's the best. He's my hero.
Please watch him sing beautifully with Crosby, Stills and Nash. Click here.