I Heart Heart.

One of the raddest girl groups ever, Heart, is all like "fuck you GOP, you can't use our song for your shitty candidate." Mind you, that song they wanted to use was All I Want to Do is Make Love to You... just kidding, They wanted to use Barracuda as Palin's campaign song! Here's why: "'Sarah Barracuda' is Palin's high school nickname." Whoa. Women seen as animals... we've come a long way.

Yo, I wrote my fucking Master's thesis on this. We are not beasts, we are just as human as men. Je ne suis pas un animal!

the internet WILL bite you in the ass one day, and it might hurt

This is from the My Space profile of poor, pregnant Bristol Palin's baby-to-be's father:

"The New York Post got to Levi Johnston's MySpace page before it went private:

'I'm a fuckin' redneck who likes to snowboard and ride
dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shit and just fuckin' chillin' I guess. Ya fuck with me I'll kick ass.' Status: 'In a relationship.' Children: 'I don't want kids.'

The 17 year-old Johnston is a senior at Wasilla High School where he plays hockey, shoots shit, and wrecks presidential campaigns."

Alaska Family Values

Turns out, McCain running mate, K. Sarah Palin Walker's 17 year old is knocked up and single. I know this is sort of run of the mill in Alaska, but makes us city folk a bit nervous. Bristol Palin has "plans" to marry baby daddy, and also has a tragically unfortunate name. I think that I actually visited Bristol, Maine, and everyone there is unmarried and has a litter of dirty, uneducated children who breathe fossil fuels instead of oxygen. No lie. 

I guess McCain's really setting himself apart from those sexually responsible, condom totting, heathen Democrats. Remember, wasn't Chelsea such a fucking whore? No wait, that was her daddy. Chelsea's like a goddess, and she works like a slave in banking; she's a genius. Now Bristol... if mama were responsible enough to run a government, she would've brought you one of these many tools we use to prevent pregnancy, seen below. Or maybe have been nice enough to get another family member to drive you to Planned Parenthood of Alaska.  

I guess the gay blogs got to this first...

Is Gov. Sarah Palin actually Karen Walker???