Showing posts with label Election. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Election. Show all posts

Friday, September 5, 2008

I Heart Heart.

One of the raddest girl groups ever, Heart, is all like "fuck you GOP, you can't use our song for your shitty candidate." Mind you, that song they wanted to use was All I Want to Do is Make Love to You... just kidding, They wanted to use Barracuda as Palin's campaign song! Here's why: "'Sarah Barracuda' is Palin's high school nickname." Whoa. Women seen as animals... we've come a long way.

Yo, I wrote my fucking Master's thesis on this. We are not beasts, we are just as human as men. Je ne suis pas un animal!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

the internet WILL bite you in the ass one day, and it might hurt

This is from the My Space profile of poor, pregnant Bristol Palin's baby-to-be's father:
"The New York Post got to Levi Johnston's MySpace page before it went private:

'I'm a fuckin' redneck who likes to snowboard and ride
dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shit and just fuckin' chillin' I guess. Ya fuck with me I'll kick ass.' Status: 'In a relationship.' Children: 'I don't want kids.'

The 17 year-old Johnston is a senior at Wasilla High School where he plays hockey, shoots shit, and wrecks presidential campaigns."

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

I always knew she was evil!

I'm copying basically this whole article where Roseanne Barr explains why Angelina Jolie sucks my butt. I'm sure when Angie's thinking of McCain, she's also thinking about her wallet. What a faker.
Seriously, I'm starting to believe that those Benetton children are just like puppies in a handbag for her. She clearly doesn't care about giving them a role model by supporting the only viable half-African candidate for pres we've ever had. What a douche. And now her and that cheating dolt Brad are creating a band of douches that will probably go on to vote against human rights and for waterboarding just like mama. Hopefully they all turn against hypocritelina and vote Dem when they grow up into spoilt celeb-teen bastards.
"Evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more," Roseanne writes.
"Also Miss Jolie says she likes McCain too and hasn't decided who to endorse....huh? Aren't you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican party's
worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last few decades since Reagan?" she adds.
"Or that matter, the Thai and Vietnamese sons you are photo'd with
weekly too!!!? Who's pictures you sell to raise money to help the poor? Their families are victims of America' s right wing military incursions too," she continues. "It might be good for your Asian and African children's self esteem to know you support [Barack Obama] for the leader of the free world," the comedienne finishes.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Big News: Clinton and Obama in Miami!

Hey Dems, they've finally come to lure us all to the polls!

Senator Hillary Clinton "Solutions for America" on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at University of Miami, Bank United Center 1234 Dauer Dr., Coral Gables, FL 33146. Doors Open: 6:00 p.m. Event Begins: 8:00 p.m.
FREE and open to all...first-come, first-served!

Senator Barack Obama will speak at the Cuban American National Foundation Luncheon Friday, May. 23 at 12:00 pm, Intercontinental Hotel, 100 Chopin Plaza, Miami, FL 33131. Tickets: $150.00 per person. Contact Gabriel Mendoza at 305-588-0124.
UPDATE:
FREE Rally!!! Broward County Rally with Barack Obama
Bank Atlantic Center One Panther Parkway, Sunrise, FL 33323
Friday, May 23rd, 2008
Doors Open: 2:00 p.m. Program Begins: 3:30 p.m.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

We're winning!

One day, I think we will see Christian Bale and Barak Obama rule the world.
Kicking ass in MD, DC and VA.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008