Ay, MiMo horny

I totally slacked on these posts, but I just wanted to tell everyone who missed out on the concert at the Upper East Side Garden for Cinco de MiMo, YOU MISSED OUT! It was awesome. They had free Grolsch, Vitamin Water and margaritas, amazing music, a great crowd, chill atmosphere, a lesbian with a MONKEY, and so much more!
Here's Nathan and Oly, jamming:
A monkey/lesbian duo was on-site:
I tried to dress up like Frida Kahlo, but this little chick kicked my ass!
Nathan, Oly and Danny L.
It's so lovely there! I think someone should have a party there and then invite me.

CINCO DE MAYO '08

Cinco de Mayo isn't just a holiday to pick up hot pieces of man meat in any old seedy Miami bar. Nor is it the only excuse to show your new boob job for bead necklaces in Coconut Grove. May 5th is a time to drink tequila with total abandon and celebrate the deliciously maudlin musica de Mexico!

In light of this, my awesome roomie, Nathan, aka DJ Stickyrice, is going to be kickin' ass on the violin with the lovely Oly to celebrate Mexican Independence Day at the Upper East Side Garden. I would definitely suggest coming out for the performance and not just because my roommate's performing, but also because I think that the UES Garden is a whole hell of a lot of fun. It's nice to be outside and in a green setting that is complimented by just the right amount of diversions and drinks.


May 2, 2008
Biscayne Blvd and 69th Street

Votas, yo

I know that you, like me, are psyched about Super Tuesday (that's tomorrow, you ignoramuses, j/k, j/j). Over twenty states, and American Samoa, will tell the rest of us how they feel about such fabulousness as Obama and the serious ambition of Hillary, the resident evil of Huckabee, the hypocrisy of Romney, and the real darkness... McCain!

I know what you're thinking. "But I thought McCain was okay." No, he's not. He's tainted. Don't vote for him (write to me and I'll get into it with you). He's a puppet of the GOP and he looks like Michael Jackson.

Some interesting knowledge I've gained this election is about American territories. Guam, American Samoa (very unlike the Girl Scout Samoas, which are melt-in-your mouth delicious), PR, and the US Virgin Islands all have some voting privileges. Decent ones, at that! I just thought I'd mention this. Please read more on Slate.

Also, did you know that Republicans and Democrats vote on different days in South Carolina because they can't stand being in the same voting area as each other; some antiquated racist shit.

There's my electoral info.

Also, there will be a show at Churchill's tomorrow. Come support Danny L. and many other local artist who I love dearly and sometimes respect.