This is Adam's Morgan, 18th Street, the view from my cousin and brother's place. It rained the whole time I was there, but here, for just a moment, the clouds showed us mercy. They're very hooked up at this location, they are near everything/anything. You can drag your ass in any direction and eventually bump into some place to eat that's decent.
This is a shout out. Cheers to Jimmy (inferior sibling), Diana, Leah, Alfonso (my new, better brother), my cousins: Farrah, Julie and Mary Kate. This place was called Rosemary Thyme Cafe, which was just OK.
This is my prettiest family member, Farrah, eating garlic out my hand.
This is my brother, Jimmy. His look was heavily influenced by the film Deliverance.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
DC 1
I was out of the MIA and into the District of Columbia last weekend. I have some reviews, pics and family hideousness to add here. I'm starting with a few lovelies of my trip generally speaking. Here's a little snapshot of the Capital Building right here.
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Radiohead in WPB
Radiohead was amazing. There were thousands of people there and worth the 2.5 hour drive.
The only complaint was that they didn't have the monitors on, and we couldn't see anything from a million feet back. Doesn't matter though, it's fucking Radiohead!!! I sent my brother in DC a text, it read: Thom Yorke thinks you're a douche. Then I called and left Thom playing on his voicemail, just to rub it in that he wasn't listening live, and I was. I'm the douche.
Churchill's is the bomb
Here are two pics from the Sweat Records party a few weeks ago. This is Dino performing with Rick at Churchill's:

At the Torche show, also at Churchill's, we met Mickey Munday from Cocaine Cowboys. This was an eventful incident because Mickey and I had a brief talk about religion and then he told me some serious dirt. I won't repeat it here, but we talked. That's all I gotta say.
Torche rocked, as usual. They bring the house down. There's Juan on the left, in serious metal mode. Definitely come out for their next show. You will not regret it.
Labels:
Churchill's,
Cocaine Cowboys,
Dino Felipe,
Mickey Munday,
Sweat Records,
Torche
Saturday, May 10, 2008
Ay, MiMo horny
I totally slacked on these posts, but I just wanted to tell everyone who missed out on the concert at the Upper East Side Garden for Cinco de MiMo, YOU MISSED OUT! It was awesome. They had free Grolsch, Vitamin Water and margaritas, amazing music, a great crowd, chill atmosphere, a lesbian with a MONKEY, and so much more!
Here's Nathan and Oly, jamming:
A monkey/lesbian duo was on-site:
I tried to dress up like Frida Kahlo, but this little chick kicked my ass!
Nathan, Oly and Danny L.
It's so lovely there! I think someone should have a party there and then invite me.
Here's Nathan and Oly, jamming:
Labels:
Cinco de Mayo,
Danny L.,
Frida Kahlo,
MiMo,
Monkey,
Nathan Vuong,
Oly,
Upper East Side Garden
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Wedding Toppers
My deliciously hilarious co-worker and poop-talking buddy, Lauren Wilbanks, has provided me with these jewels of human innovation! These are wedding cake toppers of great social and political importance. See how many you can identify!

Madame Alexander: what nightmares are made of


Bi-racial Precious Moments: for the black man and white woman. Congrats on celebrating your complexion!
My favorite: Pillsbury Doughboy Lovers: for the chubby couple in love

Madame Alexander: what nightmares are made of

Chewbacca, Han Solo and Princess Leia: for the trinogomous romance

Bi-racial Precious Moments: for the black man and white woman. Congrats on celebrating your complexion!

My favorite: Pillsbury Doughboy Lovers: for the chubby couple in love
Labels:
Madame Alexander,
Pillsbury,
Precious Moments,
Star Wars,
wedding
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Bonnie Prince Billysburg
This is a sweet little ditty about the misery of living in NY as a young person struggling to not hate everyone who isn't struggling. It will become clear once you watch. Enjoy!
Thanks for sending me this brilliance, Attny Lovejoy!
Labels:
Bonnie Prince Billy,
Jeffrey Lewis,
New York,
Will Oldham,
Williamsburg
Sunday, May 4, 2008
I had a great deal of fun at the Quinceanera, but I took some shitty pictures.
Here's Cristy from Afrobeta, Otto Von Schirach, Charlie and Jose El Rey.
These 2 are of the birthday girl...Yarisleysi--- or something of the sort.

Alas, it's ALEX CASO of the Waterford Landing!!! One of my favorite people in, dare I say it, the ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!! He also can make your booty shake with his rockin' beats and fantabulous sense of humor.
Here's Sean with his traveling sign of FOR SALE items. Everyone was encouraged to write on it. I think it was for what's selling that night (coke, pot, etc.), but I may have misunderstood because I was insanely intoxicated. I wrote Hillard Wiseheart (pictured here), because he's on sale.
I also ended up crawling in the fire and water fountain to light my fucking cigarette. I have NO IDEA where the thought came from or why I thought this was a good idea, but I guess it was from my own sick mind and came out of my stupid drunk body. I think there was glass in there, because my knee is busted, so as a word of caution, don't crawl in there with only shorts on.
Here's Cristy from Afrobeta, Otto Von Schirach, Charlie and Jose El Rey.
Labels:
Afrobeta,
Alex Caso,
Jose El Rey,
Otto,
Quinceanera,
Vagabond
Chris, the Funk
I just wanted to thank Chris Funk for being such a great bartender and friend. He's working the booze at Churchill's, fairly regularly these days. I'm posting his picture here so that when you see him, you can shower him with cash and give him a noogie or kiss or something.
Friday, May 2, 2008
The door is open but the ride ain't free!
Thursday, May 1, 2008
grunts and guns
The Walrus has is an amazingly illuminating photo essay of military latrine graffiti taken in Kuwait by Steve Featherstone. It takes a direct approach to the very interesting subject of criticizing nefarious, misguided public policy decisions in the pooper.
The bathroom is a strange place, it's intimate but public. everything you do in there is private, but yet, it lingers on after you've left. I have always admired people who have the huevos to voice their opinion through the written word, even if it's while you're parked on the shitter. Even though these guys are generally not that articulate, hell, they're ballsy, admirably so. I also appreciate their deep emotional tirades depicting the discomfort and frustration that they feel due to being trapped in the friggin' desert, just waiting for someone to stroll by with a strap-on bomb and blow them to bits. My heart truly goes out to these guys; tragically waiting to die for oil.
I wonder how they'll feel when they come home and find that gas has gone up more than $2.00 a gallon since Bush stole the presidency. Blood money, right in the Bush/Cheney bank.My favorite highlight though is the frowning face over which is non-ironically written, "It smells like shit in here."
Check out holy Dick, and click here for some great little nuggets of Cheneyness.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
The Weekend Starts... NOW
TO DO LIST:
Wednesday (otherwise known as today, this day, now): Go to Vagabond for La Quinceanera, featuring Miami bass favorites, Alex Caso, Jose El Rey and Otto. Drop it like it's hot.Friday: Must go to the Cinco de Mayo party at the Upper East Side Garden on 69th Street. Dress like FRIDA KAHLO for look-alike competition. Get there early, before 9:00!!! Drink too much, then on to Churchill's to see the Jacuzzi Boys and Dino. Take shots, drink cider.
Sunday: Listen to Torche rock at Churchill's. Take more shots, drink more cider. Drunkenly threaten, "Girl, I'll mosh you" to anyone in your path. Buy Torche's new album at Sweat Records.
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