Showing posts with label Christian Bale. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christian Bale. Show all posts
Monday, August 4, 2008
Dark Nights for Dark Knight?
Dude, not to be superstitious, but uh, The Dark Knight is cursed. First it was Ledger, then Bale, now, Morgan Freeman got into a huge car accident, and had to be removed with the jaws of life! If I had been in or even worked on or anywhere near the filming of that movie, I'd be scared shitless.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
the dead and the angry
I've been sick and busy, so I couldn't write on two very important things that happened on Tuesday...
1. RIP Estelle Getty
You will be missed, hell, I already miss you! You were my favorite Golden Girl.
2. Christian Bale, otherwise known as my fantasy boyfriend, was arrested in the UK for "assault." I'm sure you all heard about this, and it's old news, but it turns out he pushed his mom out of his way after yelling at her, and then his mom and sis turned him into the cops on the day of his biggest movie premiere. Couldn't they have waited a few days before complaining about getting yelled at? To be frank, they sound like bitch #1 and bitch #2 to me. If I got in trouble with the law every time I shoved and/or yelled at people, I would never taste fresh air again. I know Bale's a big dude, but come on, he's your son/brother, and he's stressed, let it go! I'm sure all the other women in the world disagree with me, and maybe it's because I'm the most violent woman in the world, but I think that his mom sucks. And so does his sister. Jimmy, don't get any ideas about this one.
1. RIP Estelle Getty
You will be missed, hell, I already miss you! You were my favorite Golden Girl.
2. Christian Bale, otherwise known as my fantasy boyfriend, was arrested in the UK for "assault." I'm sure you all heard about this, and it's old news, but it turns out he pushed his mom out of his way after yelling at her, and then his mom and sis turned him into the cops on the day of his biggest movie premiere. Couldn't they have waited a few days before complaining about getting yelled at? To be frank, they sound like bitch #1 and bitch #2 to me. If I got in trouble with the law every time I shoved and/or yelled at people, I would never taste fresh air again. I know Bale's a big dude, but come on, he's your son/brother, and he's stressed, let it go! I'm sure all the other women in the world disagree with me, and maybe it's because I'm the most violent woman in the world, but I think that his mom sucks. And so does his sister. Jimmy, don't get any ideas about this one.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
We're winning!
One day, I think we will see Christian Bale and Barak Obama rule the world.
Kicking ass in MD, DC and VA.
Kicking ass in MD, DC and VA.
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Shallow Loving
I've offered too much substance lately. I'm bringing it down a level.
Christian Bale
I just saw him in Rescue Dawn. He is incredible. I want to make his babies. I think he's a god amongst men. And his father married Gloria Steinem!
Oh, and Rescue Dawn was really an interesting, Herzogian masterpiece.
I seriously can't find a bad picture of him. Even in the Machinist he's hot... well, maybe not in the Machinist, but then he's hot again in Batman!
Christian Bale
I just saw him in Rescue Dawn. He is incredible. I want to make his babies. I think he's a god amongst men. And his father married Gloria Steinem!
Oh, and Rescue Dawn was really an interesting, Herzogian masterpiece.
I seriously can't find a bad picture of him. Even in the Machinist he's hot... well, maybe not in the Machinist, but then he's hot again in Batman!
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