Bro, are you horny?

Can you tell if this person just wants to hit it or marry it? This is a strange little article/study which claims that we can tell just by facial features whether someone wants a fling or long-term relationship. Does your nose shrink once you decide to settle down? This seems like a load of crap to me, but what do I know?! I only failed the freaking quiz. Maybe this is why I'm so single... something to munch on.
Sexy Looks