Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Thursdays are fun, Saturdays, too.

I wish I had more time to talk a buncha shit about stuff coming up, but guess what? I don't. That's right, I'm busy. I know you're completely shocked, but it does happen sometimes.

I've been looking forward to this Pictureplane performance for a while. I first read about the Terri and Donna Gallery in the Paper Magazine blog. I was like, what, where, Miami? Yes, Miami. Anyway, it's not free, but I'm going to try to make it.

For Saturday, the Beer Snob Pub Crawl will hopefully be warm, dry and still. I am going to do it no matter what, but if I have to ride in the rain or through a tornado or in the freezing cold for some beer, I will, but I won't be happy about it. Be at the Arsht Center at 3:30 or Zekes at 4. If you don't go, you're lame. I mean it.

Yelp has a promotion with super cheap drinks all over town this week. I hope I can make it to one!

For a laugh, check out Kelly Osbourne's new hair being likened to Mrs. Slocombe's from Are You Being Served. I guess it's more an anglophilic giggle. I was thinking she's a little Tavi, but Mrs. Slocombe, oh man, there's nothing funnier than when she talks about her pussy, so I'll go with that likeness.

I also laughed at the misery of the polar bears on the Awl. I feel guilty, but I did it. We're going extinct soon anyway with the shifting of the earth's poles. Thanks alot, Haiti and Chile. Edgar Cayce knew it, and now we do. It's over soon, so try and have some fun.


nailsbyasians said...

can u ride in on a tornado?
at first quick glance i thought it was dame edna. my classmate bjarki said the polar bears are coming up on shore, or something. he's from iceland.

EAT said...

Maybe you could ride a waterspout. The polars are stranded on ice cubes in the arctic, hungry and tired. Far from shore. I saw it on TV. Yeah, TV. Maybe a couple made it to land. They seem like moody neighbors. Sucks for sure.