Work that ass, bro

I will admit, I haven't been yet. I keep saying I'll go, but I don't. I blame the move, Nathan's move, my dog-sitting duties, but the truth is I'm forgetful and lazy. It's 3 p.m., I haven't left the house nor have I brushed my teeth. I think I'm excused as a crazy person. 

The event I write of is the new "Dance It Off" class where you get to perform in public while working your fat ass into a hard, fat ass. For the last month or so, Debbie Attias (formerly of Avenue D), has been hosting dance lessons on Miami Beach each Sunday, from 7-8:30. It takes place on the sand on 9th Street, so walkers-by can jump on in and join the fun. It's a workout, but not for the super-serious. Wear your workout best and bring a bathing suit and agua. There's a $10 suggested donation. Maybe I'll be there dorking it up this week, clumsy as ever.