Hoofin' it, just another star studded day in LA

In typical Miami, bro fashion (since I'm so obssesssed with famous people like Matt Damon), when deciding what to do on a Monday in LA, I admitted that my one desire was to spot a celeb. Stephanie did some reconnaissance work, and we decided to go to the pool at the Hotel Roosevelt where we sunbathed next to Ron Jeremy. After a long chat with some nice Canadians, and a few drinks, I decided I'd go in for the kill with Ron. My real excuse was that my old bud Randi's uncle used to work with the Hedgehog and she told me to tell him that she said hello. I walked over to Ron, who was very friendly and nice to all of his admirers and told him that Jerry Garfinkle's niece said hello. He was happy to hear that, and lamented that it had been a long time since he'd last spoken to them. He let me take this picture with him and then, before I walked away, he planted a smooch on my mouth. Yes, I got pop kissed by a porn star. 

Jealous? The best part is that there's follow up to this tale. Randi text messaged me a few days later that Ron had shown up at her uncle's house and mentioned my conversation with him! Making things happen, bro. Steph noted that more people came up to RJ as fans than she had seen come up to other famous people. Interesting. 
After this excitement, Steph and I met up with an old high school pal, Eddie at the Urth Caffe where I ate a really good tasting sandwich and drank some sweet coffee. Eddie told us a great story about working at Barbara Streisand's party and we talked LA/MIA stuff. It was here that we saw Sarah Silverman sitting and eating by the bathroom and a nondescript Marisa Tomei walked right by us outside. Yes, I felt a little star crazy there. 

After an eventful day, we met up with Flo and the lovely Marissa at the Edendale Grill which is a really handsome restaurant. Then I think we went home and watched the Hills. How very Los Angelean!