Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Hallelujah! It's raining men, gay men!

My old buddy, Ferosh just wrote an article for Miami Nights about gay sites to jam out at in town.
You can see my comment right here. This is sound advice for ladies.

"Thank you for the gay goodies. As an official hag (sad), I am constantly pestered by my homos about where to go, and when, for gay Miami fun! Maybe we can go together some time?! I must say though, if you have a vagina, DON'T GO TO TWIST. Your gays will abandon you and you'll end up getting hit on by the "one straight guy" at the bar. That guy isn't straight, he's either dealing or gay-for-pay, most probably both... and there's no way out, since no one else wants to talk to you except the tweaker who thinks he's bi. He's not, he's gay."

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