On Pit Bulls and Rape Victims

I keep forgetting to mention this lil' feminist nightmare I heard about this weekend, which you may know.

Picture it: Alaska, 2000. Gov. Knowles ensures that state law enforcement will pay for forensic (or "rape") kits for victims of sexual crimes. These kits allow police to gather evidence to convict the evil rapists.

Now picture this: Wasilla, Alaska, 2000. The mayor is our little pit bull Palin. Hers is the only town in the state which objects to this new law and actually makes their rape victims fork over around $1,000 to gather evidence on their own rape. This was decided on by the police chief she appointed. It's horrible, and I know you don't want to, but you have to believe it, because it's true: click here.

This information officially makes Palin kin to Mephistopheles, and I am removing the title WOMAN from her list of qualities. Someone needs to take away her vagina, because she doesn't deserve it. Victimizing the victim. Ungodly.